Punk rocker?

A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk rocker entered. The patient had purple hair, plus a variety of tattoos and strange clothing. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the surgeons noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and just above it there was a tattoo which read, "Keep off the grass." After the surgical procedure was completed, the surgeon added a small note to the dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

Punk rocker?

i will tell that one to the nurses tonight they like to laugh as well

10/10

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Hehehe u naughty

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That's funny to and again where do you get your jokes?

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good one :-)

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Lol!

But why, though, do you have to shave there for appendicitis?

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wtf?

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I'm sending this one to my nurse friend straightaway!!!

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excellent

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Rofl

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too cute almost got that tatoo

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Funny but odd!

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not too bad

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ok, that one was good. :-)

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Nice one.lol

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That's also funny. I love your jokes.

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lmfao keep em comin ho ho ho merry christmas and a happy new year

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a surgeon with a good sense of humour well done 10/10

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not too bad

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lol

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GOOD ONE

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hahahhahahahah, LMAO!!!, omg hahahahhaha

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meh

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thats a 12/10 very funny lol